Yes, again! If you read yesterday’s post you know that I am not getting along with my camera this week, LOL! Well first of all, I did get the batteries charged over night, and I popped them into my camera! The first short video I made went fairly well, with no problems. But the second video…….. that’s a different story! Hahahaha!!!! First I just want to start out saying that yes I did check to make sure that camera was in a good position, that it could see me and my area, but I guess I did’t make sure enough! Because once again, I went through the whole scene and at the end wound up another unusable video! This time, it did record but it chopped off about a 1/4 of my head! Now that is two videos that would have been smoking hot that I fucked up! LOL. Ah well, at least I got one, and you all you know that I am working on bringing yous more videos very soon!! I guess Tip #2 would be to double check…… EVERYTHING!!! LMAO
Great track off Frightened Rabbit’s upcoming album The Winter of Mixed Drinks which I’ve listened to about a few times (but I’ve only really gotten into the first three track which I must say were outfuckingstanding). It hits shelves on March 1st this year if you have a job, get the album it is motherfucking Scotsman genius. Who’d have figured that the Scots were so vulnerable and in need of reinvention? Then the log throwing competitions and all the boozed music must be just charades to compensate due to a classic case Freudian penis envy? ? ? But then again, you must have to compensate somehow if you’re national dress is a fucking skirt. That’s right. I called out the kilt. And it is fucking homosexual. Like Bruno gay. I digress.
This last week has been shit. I know I’m not usually one to carry around a basket full of sunshine and daffodils, but this month has been especially shit. It makes the rest of the year look almost decent in comparison. Fuck weed used to make shit so much bettah. I once remember lighting up a joint facing the cover of The Economist thinking that Sarah Palin was the ultimate MILF.
Or it's probably a case of horribly low standards that reflect my shot self-esteem. I joke, I'd tap that ass any day any time motherfuckerrrrrr
Anywho, I don’t think I’ve mentioned it here but I’ve quick the joint as of this year. It was a stretched new year’s resolution that I thought would flame out faster than Megan Fox’s career post Michael Bay.
My father was here for about two gorgeous weeks and he left yesterday which has had me feeling all depressed as fuck. But then again every time it snows I get the razor blades to play the fucking violin on my wrists. I joke.
I don’t know I feel like I’m floating. And now is definitely not a good time to float I have three important courses this semester which will all be going towards my university average and right now I don’t really see myself getting into McGill the way things are going. I come home; spend half the day on College Humor and FailBlog and then I listen to some sadfuck music while reading some sadfuck books before I fall asleep. I’m trying really fucking hard to get my act together, but I don’t really remember what my act ever was to begin with. JesusmotherfuckingChrist I really have to stop turning this quality blog into an emo diary. Anyways, daily reader(s), I guarantee you that this will be the last and final sadfuck post that you will see in a while. I actually thought that I’d write down a couple of rather hilarious events that happened over the last month but alas! Twas not to be. Later Days.
Expect in the next few days a thorough review of The Winter of Mixed Drinks album and another post of about two to three funny events that happened which I may or may not divide into two posts.
I got the crazy idea that I wanted a stripper pole. So I found a pole on the internet and if I ordered the Pole Dancing video I got the pole for free. What a deal right??? Well a week later I received the pole and the videos. The pole has to be bolted into the floor and the ceiling . . so it is not up yet. (bummer huh?) But on the bright side they sent me a Chair Dance video. HAHAHAHA I have two left feet. yes I dance like a white girl! But give me some tequila and man I can dance! At least I think so anyway. LOL Anyway . . I got brave today and popped the chair dance video in the DVD player and got a chair. I was going to learn to chair dance. How hard can it be? The video starts out with wiggling your hips, smacking your ass . . oh I can do this! Then she tells me to swing my leg over the chair. Oh crap, I kicked the chair instead of swinging my leg oh so sexy like she did. Ok, a little practice and I get it right. Whew on to the next move. More wiggling and shaking my hips and chest. Yep, I can do this I am thinking. Then another twist. She is standing on the chair now. I am thinking I can do this, I can do this. Get on the chair, what happens. I flip backwards. So now I am laying on the living room floor with a chair on my chest . . .and the girl on the tv is saying good job??? WHAT? I am on the floor and I am sure my fall was not a sexy move and she is saying good job? For some reason I think Chair Dancing is not for me. Maybe pole dancing will work out better?? I will let you know.
Here’s Miley Cyrus and her MILF of a Mom that’s been pimping her out the past few years. After that’s a couple of pic’s of Miley frolicking around in a tight ass bikini like any teenage girl that’s worth millions and millions of dollars.
